Weekly Surfing!

I almost forgot to update! I forgot about my web surfing idea and deleted my history on Wednesday, so here are seven places I went on the web this week.

CNN Iconic Photographs: I think this is by far my favorite this week. I love photographs and I saw this. I spent some time browsing the photos and dreaming of a life as a photographer.

Boyd’s Coffee Website: Since the people here in my town are all anal retentive with the “support our town!” philosophy, but no one can be bothered to actually keep the foods here that I can eat… and since they stopped selling my coffee that I love (both brands!)… and since I am in such a bitchy mood this week, I went to the Boyd’s Coffee website and started pricing. I’ll start buying my coffee online.

Cheezburger (I must have been craving): I was site surfing when I started looking for a good recipe for cheezburger! And yes, I misspelled it. Hey! Don’t you know! There is really a site for that! Although it’s not what I was expecting… It’s really a site!

WTF? How did I get here???: I don’t remember how I got here, but I was reading somewhere that Snooki said she wouldn’t change her baby’s diapers. 1) I don’t know who Snooki is. 2) I had a hard time believing it and did some research.

Potty Training Photo news: Apparently some dumb ass parent thought would be a good idea to potty train her twin daughters… in public… in a crowded restaurant! Suddenly, my parenting skills look stellar!

The Baby Name Finder: NO! I am NOT pregnant! I decided to make a few books and needed to know the name meaning of a few names. This is the one I found most helpful.

Cravings Fulfilled, Gluten-free foods: I was searching for a gluten-free surprise for my friend when I came across this site. My my my these look good!

So there you have it! This week I’ll try to remember not to clean out my history.

Happy Blogging!

Dotchi

Not-so-FAQ: What is "wheatshits"?

I was told I should post this as my description is entertaining. Well, okay then...

So I mentioned to someone that I was miserable and have wheatshits today. I got the befuddled look of WTF and was asked "what is THAT?"

Wheatshits are something I get when I accidentally eat something with gluten... then I get the wheatshits about three or four days later. It doesn't have to be wheat. Anything with gluten will do.

I end up with abdominal pain and cramping to the point I would love to just keel over and die. Then comes the wheatshits... poops that make crapping out tabasco sauce sound soothing. It BURNS! It's like crapping napalm and glass shards all at once and the smell could be bottled and used for chemical warfare. I seriously need a gas mask to stay in the bathroom. It's awful!

Aren't you glad you don't have to deal with this!